Sweet. Mother. of. Pearl. I just found something that got me all hot and bothered. For everyone that remembers the 90’s, I’m sure you remember a movie called Universal Soldier. And boy oh boy, if you haven’t seen that trailer yet, please click over there. I swear, you won’t be disappointed (check out the sound effects and the dialogue. Perfection at its finest.)
Well, I came across the trailer below for Universal Soldier: Regeneration, and all I can say is: Wow.
If the trailer wasn’t enough to give you chills, a synopsis of the plot will definitely tickle your pickle:
With stolen top-secret technology, terrorists have created a next-generation Universal Soldier – an elite fighter genetically altered into a programmable killing machine. With this “UniSol” (Former UFC Heavyweight Champion Andrei “The Pit Bull” Arlovski) leading the way, they seize the crippled Chernobyl nuclear reactor, threatening to unleash a lethal radioactive cloud. The only one who can stop them is Luc Deveraux (Jean-Claude Van Damme), a UniSol who’s been decommissioned for years. Reactivated and retrained, Deveraux must make a full-out assault on the heavily armed fortress. But inside, he’ll discover not one but two of these virtually indestructible warriors. Andrew Scott (Dolph Lundgren), Deveraux’s vicious UniSol enemy from the original Universal Soldier, has been secretly reanimated and upgraded. Now, these elite fighters are locked, loaded and programmed to kill; and the fate of millions hinges on this high-action showdown.
Terrorists? Check. Diabolical plot? Check. Chernobyl? Check. Former UFC champ, Dolph Lundgren, and JCVD? Omg – check, check, check! I don’t understand how this movie can go wrong! Well according to IMDB, it’s a decent movie. That has got to be a joke!
This and The Expendables?! There is something to be thankful for this Thanksgiving!